Name: Chris McCartney
Age: You shouldn’t ask a lady such questions
Nickname: Fat boy, walrus of love but I am well known by the title Tiffa
Position: Front row
Position you think you should have been: 10 all day…… I have more flair than I know what to do with
Best player to face or play with: Best player I faced was the old Birkenhead Park loose head. He was in their first team when they used to play the likes of Bath and Leicester (I got royally bitched).
Brains of the team: I would say one of the doctors but I have seen Jizzy and Moobs do some things that no sensible person would do……
Most likely to come last in a pub quiz: Dave W (more likely to fight the quiz master than answer the questions)
Favourite food: All of it
Lager, ale or wine: All
Best film: Kelly’s Hero’s
Music tastes: A wide range but I do class myself as a bit of a hippy
Best dressed in the team: Never seen Paddy looking shabby
Worst dressed in the team: Am not a fashion icon myself but I have seen Owen Harrison wearing some awful things…. Just awful
Best rugby moment: What I can say, I have achieved a lot! but my best is doing the double as a colt.
Worst rugby moment: Playing for longer than 20 mins
Any hidden talents we don’t know about: I can turn a head or two when am throwing some shapes…. My worm is second to none
Mallorca or Morecambe: Before Sam’s snippets started I had no idea there was a place called Morecambe so am saying Mallorca
And Finally:
Tiffa, we can tell you love your food, which 5 people would you invite to dinner party, dead or alive, and what would you cook to suit the guests?
Fidel Castro – Great taste in cigars and I would cook him a Curry
John Wayne – Who wouldn’t want the Duke at a dinner party? And I would cook him a curry
Jason Leonard – The biggest drinking rugby player in history is a must and I would cook him a curry
Duncan Ferguson – Boy Hood hero and I would cook him a curry
Rob Connolly – I miss him….so much. He would also get a curry