Name: Tom Loftus
Age: 24
Nickname: other than derogatory harsh-doings behind my back? QE2, Gassius Clay, Gloria Vest-a-fan.
Position: utility, centre.
Position you think you should have been: goalkeeper
Best player to face or play with: Andy Cowan
Brains of the team: Adam Ando
Most likely to come last in a pub quiz: I refuse to answer on the grounds that I don’t want to see my Mothers Son’s name giving her shame.
Favourite food: processed
Lager, ale or wine: Lager
Best film: oof, between Goodfellas, Django unchained or The departed.
Music tastes: Foo Fighters, rock, rat pack era.
Best dressed in the team: Sam Holliday
Worst dressed in the team: Owen Harrison surely?
Best rugby moment: remembering my boots.
Worst rugby moment: forgetting my boots.
Any hidden talents we don’t know about: voice of a generation!
Mallorca or Morecambe: Where is Morecambe? If it’s anything like the Lake District, I like cosy pubs and nice surroundings.
And Finally……
What was your reaction to the Punch by Flower in the grand Final on Saturday; could you throw one that well? I went round asking people if they thought Flower had put a hefty bet on a red card. I am a tough, tough man. If I dish out some fisticuffs people are going to get damaged.